me and my sister are feeding my dog poprocks. this is proof you don't need a lot of money to have fun.
Went to mcdonalds... Wishing I could throw up the last 20 hours of my life.
We got so high yesterday we tried watching soccer
theres so much semen in my vacuum cleaner...
You seriously looked at the house acorss the street and implied that you thought they had nice Easters.
koolaid chicken. i marinated it for 2 hours and roasted it on a rock in a fire. it was bright blue and raw. but that shit was tasty
I hope your sleeping good cuz when u wake up im punching you square in the face
I'm surprised I haven't crapped out a leprechaun, I'm so hungover
I made her orgasm until she cried. Four years of only having sex with dudes and I've still got it.
Ill tap morse code on the ceiling when im ready for you to come down amd smoke
They better not charge my debit card for what you peed on.
As we were passing the joint around, people were dunking Jenga pieces in Vaseline and sticking them to the window. I also smoked weed with a girl that was in an above the influence commercial.
Dude. You dropped to your knees and face planted into the rocks. And continued to talk on the phone and laugh. That's where those cuts came from.
wish he had known he had poison ivy on his cock beforehand... Is calamine okay to put on your vag?..
True life: I got so drunk that i took a shower with my clothes on at 4 am...
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