I am at The Loft in SoNo, and there are two girls within arms reach that are making out with each other AGGRESIVELY. Like I can see 100% of a boob
For future reference, this is Trevors little sisters phone now. Trevs number is 484 XXX XXXX. Great story tho
life just isnt the same w/o real world cancun
Hey. I found $5 in quarters from one of those state quarter collection books. I'm using it for food tomorrow.
Holy shit. This 2 year old just told me her nipples were for her boyfriend. Hello future leaders of america
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its not like she's the last girl on the planet with symmetrical breasts and great skin
i have learned 4:30 is too early to start pregamming for the midnight harry potter
I think sneezing out coked up boogers onto your professor disqualifies you from the "I was sick" excuse
we tried to exchange flip flops in the parking lot and fell over then army crawled home
He specifically said I couldn't post the picture of him passed out naked except for a strategically placed washcloth. Where's the fun in that?
YOU'RE MARRIED. TO OTHER PEOPLE.
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I can't thank you enough for the well-timed blowjob. What a huge improvement in my outlook on the day.
Giving the guy pizza was a good idea. Leaving him naked on the pool table makes you my hero
I gave the bike taxi guy a blowjob because I didn't have any cash. College.
His weed is so good that I don't wanna risk loosing him as my weed man so I plan to keep him in the friend zone 😂
My mom is coming to visit today & it's giving me anxiety. I feel like she can see through me & into the whore I've become.
hurry up. it's a friday night and i'm drinking in my office by myself. wearing a stewie griffin costume. the cleaning lady is judging me.
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