That girl really should ne nicer to her vagina. It's not a playground.
Apparently hers is a theme park.
the roller ball on my blackberry is the closest i've come to touching a clit in 2 years.
I guess you can say it's a tradition... whoever brings home the ugliest guy has to do all the cleaning the next day
I am in the hospital with a broken wrist because a guy told me that if I punched him it "wouldn't hurt." it hurt. me. Thank you 11 jello shots.
i wrote her a fucking poem. i better get laid for that
protesters in toronto definately have the best pot
Fuck. That. I'm gonna get drunker and make them regret they EVER put me at the kids table. I'm a MAN.
i just masturbated in footie pajamas. there's no judgement here.
I'm going to pre plan my black out tonight. I think I'll set a change of clothes out on my bed and unplug the oven.
After she asked if she could try to fit her toe ring around it, i decided to leave. Thats the life i live
Needs to be more caveman. "Me kill roommate. You watch. Then sex time with our genitals."
DON'T WEAR PANTS.
I REPEAT.
DO. NOT. WEAR. TROUSERS.
Do you think if i wear this shirt with my bengals boxers this kid will fall out of love with me a little bit because that's what I was going for.
i was in class looking for a pencil and found a chicken strip in my back pack. i think i might have a problem.. sad thing is i ate it
Omg I just smoked and it was the end so I basically got resin and death, my throat feels like the twilight vampire description of their thirst for blood
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