Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
Remember when I use to call my dick 'the pendulum'
wtf?
It is now the artist formerly known as 'insideyourgirlfriend'
Jake was my 1st thought but I seriously thought u already did him... & then there's the getting the clap story... so I settled on Ben for my guess.
I have done Jake, not Ben. But this was fresh meat. And P.S. it was ghonnerea.
Ahh, yes. It's apparently too early in the morning to keep your partners and their std's straight.
I have to start avoiding pregnant women. This is getting out of hand.
You'll be the first to get a "it's herpes simplex 1" cigar.
Why am I drunk on a roof painting at 11 in the morning
She shouted out halfway through "that costume does nothing to hide your cock". Last time we let her drink at the theatre.
Uh oh I Hage to dance yes, my feet are Whitney Houston
She acts like a 3 year old but with fantastic tits. This girl is the reason women are objectified
Nothing like an alcohol-fueled, 6-hour-long hunt for weed--complete with occasional breaks for sex.
He took a girl home tonight that he was trying to sell a fridge to. She wanted a fridge and got his dick. He's got a talent.
Sometimes you've gotta crawl to stay concious
What is more embarrassing, shitting yourself in Mexico or having sex in a forest preserve with a 19 yr old? This is crucial research.
Im going to hell I gave him a handjob on the plane next, to an old guy playing video games on his iPad, on good friday.
as a self proclaimed hoe im ok with a lotta things but that is not fucking one of them
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