I wish everyone walked around campus with a video of what they did this weekend above their heads.
I wasn't expecting a boner of this magnitude
I wouldn't accept the money so he folded the $20 bill into an origami puppy and left a note saying "Not blowjob money"
Dude, you face planted, there was no "bar fight".
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A small child is toddling around the store, holding a coloring book and a shot glass. Thinking of you.
He's reached the drunk point where he's trying to convince the family to buy falcons as pets. Can't wait to see how my steak turns out
If graduating leads me to stop getting naked at inappropriate times in public places I'm going to be pissed
Friend date it is then. Question: Can friends engage in sexual activities after dates?
I'm dressed in all sequins still at 9:30 in the morning and the worst part is that I actually still fit in in Vegas
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We're super invested in me shitting to my full potential
I learned that I order a bunch of dollar shots at the bar and once it's ready turned around and say "who wants pay?" And someone will pay
I don't care what you say about him, his cock is the stuff dreams are made of.
Just walked in and got handed a drink. Good service
Lots of tissues. Maybe pizza. Only time will tell. The stages of political grief.
There were firefighters and a fire truck up the street. I asked what was wrong and their exact words were "Just a tiny explosion; it'll be all right"
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