I'm youtube-ing children's choirs. Am I adorable? Or am I a child predator?
Predator. Straight up.
I couldn't even finish, she was lounder and more annoying than DJ Khaled
I don't think I have ever puked up that much free breakfast in my life...thank god for Nickle Beers.
All I remember is holding on to the elevator asking it politely to stop spinning
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sometimes you just have to pull up your panties, blow a kiss to the security camera and walk out of the alley like nothing happened.
There is a pink thong attached to a bottle of svedka hanging from my ceiling fan..is this yours?
Just gave some kid head in the library. Perfect way to end the semester.
She was pretty drunk. It was like watching a puppy explore the world for the first time.
a guy just walked up to us....drank the rest of my beer....and said sorry for my loss before walking away.
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We proceeded to buy tattoos from the dollar store and interpretive dance to of monsters and men, it's safe to say he's my new fuck buddy
I can't believe she made out with my 15 year old brother. That kid can seriously pull.
SUNS OUT COOCHY OUT
There was a slutty maid costume on the floor when I woke up, but the house was trashed. Either she's been fired or got promoted, I'm not sure which.
I woke up to some strange woman rubbing peanut butter on my thighs
Me and my liver are not on speaking terms.
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