she says it's "been amazing lately"
i think basically because i hate her so much i'm trying to break her in half
My family is watching Intervention and taking notes. I need to leave NOW!
Go on vacation with her and forget to pack pants. I did that once and it worked like a charm.
Is your answer to that text seriously a right parenthesis
All I want to do is fuck in the bell tower before it leave this school. Is that too much to ask?
I put the condom across her upper lip. It was like a mustache of a job well done.
VAGINAS ASSEMBLE!
I'm not seeing this movie with you.
How many of my tattoos need to be visible for an outfit to be considered "see-through"?
I've been randomly kik messaging bearded men I find on Instagram while sitting unshowered in my underpants. I'm like the girl version of a creepy uncle.
I need a new best friend. Someone who drinks like a fish, hooks up enough to raise eyebrows, and isn't afraid to admit that masturbation is the second best way to spend time. Someone like me! Help me put up posters.
How do you say "thats kinda illegal" in thai?
You were petting your bowl of cocoa puffs and shushing it softly while staring at the mirror
Guess who's the proud owner of her very own foxtail butt plug!!
I got blackout last night and applied to be a banker
I’ve got a sex swing and lube, he’s not going anywhere soon
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