What did I say to him last night?
Something along the lines of "your not here, I'm going to fuck sam. call me later babe, this won't take long, love you"
all in all not a bad night
Maybe I lied like you did about your herpes.
It's like sexual therapy. We hooked up. And now were talking about our recent breakups.
Emoooo
I think I'm going to try and hook up with that blond tonight.
I'm going for alcohol poisoning.
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You are the patron saint of my drinking problem.
I just found ouut you can get a DUI in a kayak. Fuck.
If you fool around, take the WHITE sweatshirt off of her first. It's mine, and I don't like your cum nearly as much as she does.
i finally decided to cut him off after he he looked me dead in the eyes and said "how have i been inside you for the past twenty minutes when my pants are still on?"
I'm hurting so bad I actially had to wait for my mini wheats to get soggy before I could eat them..
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Bought asot tix too. After Saturday I'm gonna be reborn like Jesus and no drugs until edc
Was he good-huge or like "what the fuck do i do with this"-huge
I've been eating like all day, let me suffer my one 'Dear lord, I'm the size of a small whale. One that doesn't even need to find being killed by illegal whaling because I'm not even big enough to provide an decent blubber, but still big enough to be considered for a brief moment.' moment in peace.
I was so fucked up last night that I peed on his FATHER'S BED and fell asleep there. and yes. his father was asleep in the bed
Sent. All. My. Texts. Like. This. Last. Night. Thank. You. Weed. Also. Had. A. Dream. About. A. Serial. Killer. That. Killed. Everyone. Except. Me. And.
tell me about the fingering
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