Have you ever been so weak from sleep you couldn't push your poo out?
It's official. Every guy I've slept with has been to jail.
Also on a more serious note, what says pull my hair more: straight or soft curls?
doing laundry. just found my fishnets from Friday. the ENTIRE crotch is torn out. guess that answers the "did we have sex in the cab" question.....
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We are magical, pot smoking, smart as hell, single as fuck, woodland dolphins.
It's gonna be ok. As we grow older we sometimes lose sight of what's important to us. Like safe sex. And standards.
I love this text stream: discussing the development of a business model centered around cooking acid to bankroll a yacht trip in Croatia
If I'm walking weird, don't judge me. Things got kinda outta hand with the GoPro on.
He fell asleep cradling my ass and every time I moved he adjusted his hand accordingly. I've found the one.
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The part where he comes over and ignores you isn't what makes me mad about that story... It's the fact that he ate your tacos, AND THEN proceeded to ignore you. That's cold hearted.
Is it bad I have to get shitty ass drunk on a Monday night because I can't adult?
Don't worry about me. I am infinite.
she's always on high-alert for lesbians
I'm at forever 21 and someone pooped in the dressing room.
he said "i'm the cat whisperer, watch". he took a hit from the pipe, grabbed the cat and blew the smoke in its ear. he grinned and the cat started purring. it was magnificent
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