Ummmm the art teacher neighbor asked me to pose nude for her art class for cash.
He just turned on a sound machine. I need to get the fuck out of here.
I wishh there was a lost and high section in walmart cause I would be there right now
Your "OraGel will numb anything" theory was the worst thing I ever believed in.
Probably shouldn't have worn my jeans covered in blood from last night to class.
All I did was present the dick. You did the work. That's like thanking the pencil for a test you got an A on.
After we fucked he shhhh'd me and said your welcome
E drugging s springing. Ease dnt Kate. To t e. ess e I meant thou.
My 16 year old neighbor is throwing a rager cuz her parents are out of town and my brother and I are sitting on the porch listening to A) someone fuck on the trampoline B) a girl bawling about her parents finding out C) someone puking in what we think is the hot tub. And overall we take a shot everytime someone says "bra"
I think that was him coming out to me. I just brushed it off
And, through a series of unfortunate events, I am at my grandmothers birthday party in a short dress and no underwear
Don't even start with me. You know damn well if you walked into a bathroom with two girls naked in the shower you would stay too. Regardless how drunk I was or whether or not you were my ride.
He's getting me an energy drink and said good morning beautiful. He must sense i'm cutting him off from the sex.
I asked him why I was having sex with him in the middle of having sex. It was sufficiently awkward.
You don't need yoga. You need a boyfriend! Trust me I've become all sorts of flexible this past year.
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