Besides Rainforest Cafe, there's nowhere i'd rather be intoxicated than here
didn't have any spoons so I beer bonged my chicken noodle soup. I fucking love camping.
they got in a fight during sex...she came out yelling and covered in chocolate
Walked girl from last night to car as gf was driving up. Got slow clap from neighbors.
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I disagree, if your last name is Weiner then the sending of dick pics should be mandatory. I'd give him a pass.
He won't have sex to beyonce. I hate him.
There's just something so liberating about drinking a beer with no pants on
STOP TRYING TO FUCK MY DAD
THE HOT GUY IS YOUR DAD?!?!?!?!???
I'm taking the day off so I can get drunk at Whole Foods before noon
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One less thong to worry about.
One less *thing! But probably that too.
Wait you actually sent a text to your self saying “love you I miss you"?
I was just seen throwin up on the bookstore building near a trashcan by parents. Naturally I throw a thumbs up and say go college
Rule number 1 of dorm living: do not forget your butt plug in the bathroom.
Stand and applaud for me. I have successfully masturbated in a Walmart changing room with the door wide open during normal business hours. I lead a very Charmed Life.
what are you up to?
it's 8pm, i've already showered and gotten in bed. if you wanted to make plans u should have asked 3 months in advance
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