maybe if you didn't yell 'buh duh duh da duh da dats all folks' when you came she wouldn't have left last night
Please stop sending me picture messages of your shit. Seriously. I don't care if it looks like popcorn chicken.
Now I'll never know if Megan finds a millionaire.
just got a hand job during a movie in class today is gonna be great!
He screamed "Oh boy! Oh boy!" during climax.
The kid next to me is typing a powerpoint presentation.. title: Reasons to Wear a Condom, subtitle: The Ian Story
The first slide was titled: You Could Get a Girl Pregnant.
im youtubing treadmill accidents. this is what i do at 2:10am
There is nacho cheese and blood everywhere.
Ripped lines in the bathroom before my presentation.. Got bonus marks for my enthusiasm.. This is why I love drugs
Quick question, when did I develop feelings, and how can I make them go away?
That's two questions.
And fyi howling is not an acceptable form of communication.
It's tough not drinking when the bartender adds rum to your coke without telling you, and doesn't charge you
So I woke up really sad and then I looked in the cabinet and there was weed and now I'm not sad anymore
IN OTHER NEWS did you guys see Orlando Bloom's penis today? I did
i need something from you. video yourself doing naked jumping jacks and send it to me. it will make me smile
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