Well i threw up in my mouth a few times. But i successfully swallowed it. Still going strong.
we just decided that lesbian tuesdays are a must, as of tomorrow.
The Wii Fit is already telling me I'm an alcoholic.
having someone tell me to "prepare my vagina" is not really something I want to hear..
Im embracing the luau theme and maybe bringing a kiddie pool filled with alcohol. Im also embracing the high probability I will not remember this night.
Seriously. There are at least 10 other people drinking at the bar with me at 10:40. Im justifying it with the fact that I've been up since 5am.
I just remembered you had me meet your law professor while I was wasted...how'd that go?
just remembered spooning on the cardboard and confessing to each other we had the spins.
Instead of medicine they should just give ecstasy. Also I'm tingly and can't find u guys. A gay man just said he loved me... :( / :)
I literally was just rolling on the ground and said to her 'this is what dying looks like'
I'm gonna call it the Reunion Tour. Hooked up with two different ex girlfriends in one day...
Overheard-"sex" and "giblet gravy" in the same sentence. Best thanksgiving ever.
I think that all guys are assholes, some of them just have less assholeish qualities that we accept in our lives and that we can look past enough to deal. They have to be a pretty special asshole.
I went out with a plan. I came home with a Brian. THIS WAS NOT PART OF THE PLAN.
But seriously, I love having sex with you and simultaneously know I never wanna date you.
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