Don't bone anyone, just think of ur vibrator lol
HHaaaaaaaaa mmmmn vibrator
is it too early in the day to continue our conversation about penis shapes?
I'll see your cousin, and raise you a sister.
I can't believe you broke a Paula dean wooden spoon over my ass
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Best part of being a cop: When I showed up at Thanksgiving with stitches in my head I could tell them I was "protecting and serving" not "drinking and falling down". Career validated.
I just found a video of you asking to be a whale with me.
Sorry about waking up naked in your bed this morning.
Literally just inhaled three cinnamon rolls. Sara is staring. It was inhuman
Should I get the rainbow boxer breifs???
As your boyfriend, this is a level of gay that even I can't handle.
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My mom just walked in and saw a picture of his penis. She then asked me "Do you even have a cervix left?!" I don't know what to feel anymore HA
Yeah well that's a good thing right? Like mothers approval? Kinda like a Fathers blessing but. . . better?
FINE YOU CAN EAT HOT WINGS WHILE WE HAVE SEX
I never realized how you can accidentally go home with someone until tequila got involved.
nothing like waking up to a voice mail saying your std test came back negative
One of my nipples looks nothing like the other...i don't know how this happened
So naked ping pong was a mistake... Looks like we were attacked by an octopus.
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