Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(440): View more from Ohio

dude, my face is all kinds of fucked up right now. and don't even start with i told you so...

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(404): View more from Georgia

Rub youre cunt and tell me you love me.

(706): View more from Georgia

Your incorrect use of you're doesn't arouse me in the slightest.

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(315): View more from New York

some guy just walked by in the street and for 5 seconds yelled "IMM SOOOO HORNYYYYYY!!!!"

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(216): View more from Ohio

another part of my inner child died when i emptied my crayon bank for dollar beer night.

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(828): View more from North Carolina

is it possible i asked you to give me a preliminary pap smear?

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(484): View more from Pennsylvania

Yeah I just gotta do it so that my major doesn't find out. Doesn't look good having a stripper teach your 3rd grader

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(903): View more from Texas

Well, now that you have a gf, its gonna be awkward when I get drunk and make out with you..... Then later, pretend like I don't remember.

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(817): View more from Texas

Omg this is like trying to sleep on a pile of ballsacks.

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(214): View more from Texas

she said a prayer for the pipe you broke. she did the sign of the cross and everything

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