i told him i was on my period. he said, and i quote "can we not just lay down some newspapers or something?"
You left half a beer on someones car and claimed it was a second day of hanakuh gift
i guess it wasn't a booty call since he got home from the club at 6:00 am... he told me to consider it morning sex
Chipotle...archenemy of the gay man. Cockblocking me since 1997
about to get into a hot tub with three cops. this cant go well
She was so adorably desperate I didn't have the heart to tell her I wasn't a lesbian. So now She's making waffles, may switch teams over this.
I can't tell if I miss summer or 5 times a day sex more.
that's not even the weird part though. he already knew where the bathroom was, he might have been here before..
It was a deal breaker when she told me not to wear a condom and god would decide if we were meant to be together.
Did you Fuck minivan and her friend last night?
How exactly do I approach the whole "Well that was fun. Am I purchasing the Plan B or you?" topic?
he shit on the floor last night i'm not venturing down there
Do you think if 10 year old us knew that we would be passing out in a McDonalds after a hefty night of drinking, and 23 McChickens, they'd change anything?
It's official. Post baseball sex is better than post hockey sex. I hope the Blue Jays win the world series.
Apparently I repeatedly thanked the paramedic for saving the "happy new year" beads i was wearing. that bad.
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