I feel miserable, can't drink that much when I go out
We've been saying that since '98
At Coney Island the sign for the rollercoaster The Cyclone says, "Make sure your glasses and weave are secure."
ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
Making jello shots drunk, i apologize ahead of time if they are too strong Can't taste anything.
I pretty much envision me eating a turkey leg whilst fucking you. I have priorities.
Drunk you assumed that me saying I thought squirrels were cute meant for you to trap one in my car by luring it in with ham. You're going to hell for this.
You would be my first round pick for a drinking team
Hes wearing a shirt that says warning shitshow and i cant help but think his attorney made him wear it so ppl know the dangers.
Whatever happend to that lawsuit where he got sued for shittig in that fish tank
I consider myself to be an upstream bisexual
You're the salmon of the gays...
Seeing your boyfriend, side piece, and great white buffalo, all in one night? Its a sign right?
Proceed with caution.
I had one beer! ONE BEER! They took shots in mourning of my tolerance last night. My ability to drink is a joke.
I have "if found please return to" written in sharpie on my arm, my uterus is rejecting everything, and I have hickies. I must actually be an 18 year old piece of shit girl instead of a responsible 23 year old
What the hell did you do last night?
I embarrassed myself, my family, name, and possibly my country.
I was looking at your nipple and it made me think of you
Well I hope so...
Going to the eye doctors drunk makes you feel like your doing a sobriety test! They have to know..
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