if you come down to my room ill tell you a secret
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So are we goin out tonight?
Dude, we woke up in your car in some parking lot last night...
And that was fun, wasn't it?
I think I might.. possibly.. like a Justin Bieber song.
I think you might... possibly... have sprouted a vagina.
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His dick might not be the answer to my problems, but I'm definitely ok with testing it as a possible solution.
It wasn't until i was on my knees with three dicks in my face that i thought it might be a bad idea
This is to remind you the pizza is in the dishwasher birthday boy eat it before it goes on
At what point did we decide It was a good idea t have a wheelbarrow race in the parking lot?
Hes screaming about Slender man. whatever hes on is probably not healthy.
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My liver is begging me not to go, but sadly enough for him my feet and hands control me getting there.
There's a guy in here whose face looks like it would be perfect between my legs.
Yeah I mean I think I need to stop living off of snacks and alcohol
Do you have pictures of my pancakes
I need to show the world
They are the pancake equivalent of eventual wife
I feel like I don't show you my boobs enough. And you deserve to see them like all the time
They pay me enough to pretend to be either helpful, or heterosexual. If they want both I need one hell of a raise.
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