omg omg i just fucked paul. i need to stop doing this kind of thing.
wait, who's paul?
exactly.
he looked about as manly as a guy in a volkswagen bug can look
Have you ever been so weak from sleep you couldn't push your poo out?
ok this is the part where i go up stairs and pass out incoherently untill 6 30 tommaorw morning and not rember any of this. love youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu!
a creepy fucking ass man came up and started raven cawwing in my ear... he said it was the raven mating call. i am officially freaked out
I think it's safe to say me, swords and vodka can never be aloud in the same room again.
Also I may have a condom stuck inside me, but I won`t know til I check the couch coushions.
had to go back to that apartment this morning to get my other boot. it was tacked to the wall
I've already agreed to hook up with 3 people tonight, and its not even 2:00 yet... I think this is what the path to success looks like.
More importantly this is sex weather and i am striking out
I was scared I had HIV after last time so I'm not gonna do it again
But he was really hot
Glad you don't have HIV
There are so many things that would come back to haunt me if I ran for President someday.
like that video of you mad stoned vomiting in the bdubs parking lot after going to a pizza buffet screaming how you needed to make room for froyo
Wat
if a girl cums in a dorm room and no one hears it did it really happen?
I had sex with him for the first time drunk, dressed in a toddler overall tutu costume, at 2pm. Horrible start.
I have post one night stand depression
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