What's the politest way to tell someone that you're only interested in them when they're naked, and even then it's just like a passing "meh?"
If only Ben were 51% gay instead of 49%
The homeless ppl in LA are great. Theres sum guy that makes all of his clothes out of tighty whitey underwear. He makes bags out of them 2. Presumably 2 hold more underwear.
i just got yelled at for having sex. this sorority thing is worst than being at home. at least at home they think im still a virgin
She started acting like she was actually a deaf person...so I went along with it and acted like her interpreter. I don't think anyone bought it.
yea im pretty sure it has something do with my love of forearms...
yeah i didn't know anyone, but i just walked in with a lit sparkler and wearing a budweiser shirt and someone handed me a beer.
Just lifeguarded a kid's party hungover so I could afford to go out drinking tonight. Circle of life shit goin on here.
Is selling savings bonds for acid money something a normal person does?
He'll only communicate through snapchat with pictures of him holding his cat or his dick. Bit of Russian roulette opening them in public but I did it anyway.
He seems like a super lonely dude. I bet if I gave him a picture of my tits he wouldn't make me turn in this paper.
I don't need no damn man when I have the cock-a-nator 2000.
i just went to hell in the tanning bed. i think god is giving me a preview of what is in store if i keep getting drunk everyday.
its Niagara falls. its like international waters. You can get away with anything there
The hangover struggle is to real, just passed the drive thru window. Twice.
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