how do you wash the taste of whore out of your mouth?
No period for spring break; use this wisely.
...and all my boxers are outside in the snow because????
update: ifinallt managed t5o be in a. Horizontal position without throwing up... the snmall victories.
You couldn't find your shoe so you introduced yourself as Cinderella for the rest of the night.
Ahh that explains the text from creepy mike saying he would be my prince charming.
His reasoning for leaving the keys in the ignition of my car overnight with the top down in an open parking lot ? Too eager to have sex. The sex was not that good for him to do this twice....
Well his dad was his wingman, so I had to fuck him. I didnt want his dad to think that he was doing a bad job and I was drunk enough to think he was doing a good job.
Score one for dad.
His lack of social graces and moral fiber complements mine nicely.
You is good. You is important. You is a slut.
i don't remember going ever taking off my pants but my pubes are shaved into a K and kelsey is passed out in the shower.
I just had a mental image of us riding a tractor through hell with one of those big guns mounted on top of it shooting at everyone while the indiana jones music plays.
I was asked last night if Magnum makes a XXL..... I don't think I've ever broken this many condoms in my life
Sorry my phone died because I decided charging my vibrator was way more important
Turns out end of the world sex is H-O-T, HOoot! I'll be the only progressive lady smiling today
I wanna suck that fisherman's dick.
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