Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
The bar is so dead the tender gave us free shots for staying. They mixed 2pac and phil collins. That's worth at least three shots.
i just met rob pattinson in italy. he's so stupid, i feel like i would have to say "your penis goes here!"
For what it's worth, your chances of anal go up the more she loves you. There's always a silver lining.
Farmville is her only friend.
come over. we are watching hoarders and playing i spy.
once the "do it" chant starts, any shot at an even remotely dignified party experience is dead.
Just KTHXBAIed an old man for staring at me
P.S. I just made up pleasure scepter for the purpose of that last message.
So now I'm lying here in bed taking notes from Teen Mom... I fucked up
I think about him when I masturbate so I guess you could call it love
not only was there glitter in the toilet after i peed, but there was some on the toilet paper after i wiped. this cant be healthy.
Look at us. Planning our business meeting. Including snacks like shrooms & trail mix.
I love friends. Friendship is wonderful. I wish the rain was my friend
he would NOT stop making out with my stomach! creeeeeepy
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