Think the blond can even spell "shiksa"?
So it's like pop-o-matic trouble, but with penises
Yeah..And after he fingered me, he wiped it on my face and laughed.
ew wtf
An ex-gang member just asked me out on a date via note. And spelled dinner wrong. Win?
Is it just me or do I always seem to have cum in my bellybutton?
on a side note you can NOT make bong water out of a pear
So he handed us the weed then asked us if we needed any papers. And she goes "i dont know what that means, do we need to sign something?"
I met the perfect girl for you, she's smart, likes cars, has at least one ear, and really blue eyes!
please elaborate on, "atleast one ear"
She gets me. First thing she said this morning "I'll buy breakfast if you can tell me my name."
Let's not refer to him as Dustin. That makes him seek like a real person, not just a dick I would like to experience.
Can we make a sex game out of monopoly somehow?
Koalas always seemed like really high little puppy kittens to me.
Want to do me the honour of waxing my legs again before I go to Mexico? I feel like it's a tradition we shouldn't break.
Is her birthday actually on cinco de mayo? That makes so much sense
Mark my words I will never date another cop again. I don't care if he's JESUS.
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