even a "fuck you" would be nice at this point.
I'm glad you talked me out of that flying penis tattoo.
this morning my mom told me to get a new vibrator because mine was too loud last night
i fell asleep watchin iron chef that was the blender she heard. i dont even own a vibrator
fuck yea just found my unicorn costume from when i was 8... still fits
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Do you know a sam ****, im at the bar right now and lookin for some dirt on her to guilt trip her in to sex
ah, there's nothing like waking up to picture messages of a strange man's cock. life is good.
haha, that's fucked up. flacid cock pictures are the mental breakfast of champions.
as he left, i held up my fist and said "pound it out" and he was like "are you serious, we just had sex..."
At least we kept it together. It's people like him who yell at bushes that give acid a bad name
the boys love us. they call us "the stoner girl suite down the hall". not very inspired, but flattering nonetheless
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I got us a lift home. Payment may require me giving road head, are you cool just chilling in the back seat pretending to be oblivious to this happening?
We fist bumped behind their backs while drunk hooking up with them... Do other girls do this too? Or is it just us?
Yo, I can't just ask my mom where she relocated my vibrator to, can I?
Don't they also have a lot of serious head injuries?
I didn't say I wanted to marry one of them. Or that I want one to perform surgery on me. I just want to have hot, dirty, MMA style sex.
Idk I'm sorry it's weird to ask for testimonials on your penis
I made out with a guy so that I could get ahead in the bathroom line, totally acceptable
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