I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
Dude, way to rack up $80 in pornos in the hotel room last night, and not tell me before I got blindsided at check out.
Heh. Guess I ordered some porno last night. Heh.
Remember, sex is not sex til both people cross the finish line. Until then, it is just a favor.
im pretty sure one of the guys i was dancing with at graffiti wrote on my back "you rock". now feel like a danced with a 5 year old.
dude, it should not be this hard to find a bottomless mimosa on a friday morning
I got really high with eric & scott.. they're discussing why words sound the way they do.. it's going to get messy
he stopped midthrust to put on his sex playlist and the first song was 'can you feel the love tonight'
where do you find these guys?
You know how most people would take your keys when they don't want you to leave a party? Those 2 girls aren't most people. They took my pants instead.
Yea there's blood all over the porch but we wont have to buy alcohol for the rest of the week
I keep looking at his nude pics and crying because ill never see it in person again.
why did you put a dildo on the ceiling fan
the dildo had a suction cup and we had a ceiling fan what did you expect?
i am craving dick and cupcakes
So today was the first day i've been sober since Wednesday according to my roommate!
You don't make any sense
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Who did he bring home?
Idk. But did you see her shoe choice by the stairs, I'm really not expecting anything great.
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