I wish there was some sort of "recently added" function for blackberrys so i could see what random numbers i got from the night before
at the topless march for equality..and wow.not all these boobs should be treated equally
i googled waterboarding like you asked. as long as you do it outside. we have carpet. but i wont be a part of it.
Don't freak out about the couches in the driveway. We tried to unpack the uhaul drunk.
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that awkward moment when your booty call gets snowed in at your place.
After the Patriots lost I punched him in the face. But I still feel like that isn't a good reason to dump me.
Ok not good, my info has definitely been submitted to this sugar daddy website before.
she visited to give me a bj between clients. Social work at its finest.
An old lady WILL get vomited on today.
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whoa! who said he's my boyfriend?
Oops. Sorry. That guy you keep accidentally running into in public. And at home. And with your vagina.
Matt just ate a burger out of the trash can in front of the McDonalds. We need to have a serious talk about his drinking.
I like to feed my guinea pigs before I get stoned. In case they get contact high and get the munchies. It's only polite.
Omg there's puke under my pillow. Clearly I puked and tried to hide it. From myself. \n
I just got promised sex at a fire station tonight so basically all my porn star dreams are coming true.
I'm hiding in my office refusing to turn the light on holding puke down stealing and shoveling down the meeting snacks and regretting my poor life choices. goldfish crackers are like crack to me right now. how is your day?
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