**** and his GF asked me to give his stuff back, and they would give me a 100. HA, they dont know I have it to charity haha
listen if there's one thing I'm asking of you tonight is that you buy me a cow for my farmville.
Tell me you're stoned. It's 2:40am.
Just set a new record on Need For Speed at the arcade. Had to enter Tiger Woods as the name.
separated laundry into 'got laid' and 'didn't get laid' piles.
his electricity got shut off. i felt like a pilgrim searching for his dick.
Its like they don't get that I only talk to them before homecoming, thanksgiving, or any other time I go home. I love highschool girls.
why is it ever time u get laid i end up having to clean something twice? you have no idea how hard it is to wash smugged ass cheeks off the counter
there not mine if that helps
Your beautifulness. Funnyness. Sexy hairness. Coolness. Plus you ask google how far wendys is from your house. Will you marry me
Oh and I guess I added our cab driver on Facebook. He has "liked" every single one of my beach pictures. Kill me now.
She told me she loves her boyfreind while she was giving me head. He must be a nice guy
My face feels like its stuck between a ball sack and an asshole.
Let me know. Show me one boob if yes. 2 if no
I need a costume for that party. Even if I'm just taking it off.
I have 35 pounds of pennies. Need any?
I'll be perfectly honest; there are times other guys have consented to have sex with me because of my punctuation.
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