I may only be a second year med student but I feel very confident in calling that a micropenis.
And after we were done he said "Let's play a game! Who can find their clothes first"
You did profess your love for cotton multiple times and your hatred for all other fabrics
I was worried he'd break you after the hiatus your lady parts had to take from social interaction.
I'm going to give blood tomorrow. Prepare yourself for pictures and a cynical poem about the heart and its level of tangibility.
Yes ma'am.Im also looking at my collection of penis pictures in my email playing "who;s penis is that"?
Trying to decide who to DD on the fourth and I came up with a Who's who of guys I've hooked up with in the last month. Not an ideal situation, but I have a feeling it's gonna happen anyway.
Well, I can mark "throwing up in a daycare bathroom due to a hangover" off my bucket list.
You danced?!
I just jiggle to the beat like a sexy lava lamp
Everyone thinks it's an okay idea now until I'm overdoing it on the vodka/clubs, dancing on a table, trying to make out with the groom.
Went to open youtube this morning, and the last search was "ten hours of whale sounds" Best pillow talk ever!
Did you ever hear the story about the time I did blow in a bar bathroom with the #1 ranked golfer in the world?
Why don’t they have healthy alcohol yet?
So do I get points for screwing my recently single ex boyfriend and then telling him to go fight for his ex back?
I cant promise hot guys but i can promise alcohol which is close enough.
Randomize
