what was i supposed to do!? wake up and actually ask her name??
I just tried to pee in a pad to see if it was like a diaper. it's not.
She is two pictures of justin bieber away from being blocked from my news feed
So where are we on this whole, you write my paper...i do sexual favors situation?
stopped you just in time from sledding down the roof.
There was a community pot of Ramen, and if you were in the pool you were either fully clothes or ass naked.
Say hello to your nephew Sir Isaac Meriwether van Catsworth
I'm going to have to start taking your phone after ten. That's when all the cat pictures come
He was just lying on the living room floor watching Star Wars with six empty pack of cigarettes and two empty cases of beer.
In his defence I guess I did take the bed, couch and dining room set in the breakup.
we broke the bed, curtan rods, a dresser drawer, and unless I didn't notice it before, we put a hole in the wall. This is why he and I have to fuck in motels.
I just watched two grown men tickle-fight. Just glorious. No words.
i refuse to give everyone the satisfaction of seeing the results of my acting on my thoughts
I think he knows I took a picture of him. Why I don't get punched in the face more often is anyone's guess.
Jealous. I want an iud. Maybe there's a late night bodega that'll insert one for me
It got weird I got a phone call while looking at porn and the video started playing while on the phone full on porn audio.
I've been getting a lot of emails from patron lately for being a great customer. Is that awesome, or should I start thinking about seeking help?
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