Yay Minnesota! I can't believe there's now a US Senator who has taken more acid than we have
i woke up with a shirt on. the kids in my daycare group had a lot of questions when i took off my shirt at the pool to reveal "property of brittany" written on my chest and an arrow pointing to my dick.
Friday was tragic. I was naked on top of him and he didn't have a condom. Oh and he had an Obama poster on the wall in front of his bed so our president was staring down at me while I was naked. I felt sorta bad.
You should've just screamed yes we can!
You seriously looked at the house acorss the street and implied that you thought they had nice Easters.
I've been practicing for you. Including stockpiling medical supplies for curing hangovers.
She didn't even ask about the dinosaur pinata in my trunk. Like at this point I think these are the things she expects from me
I'm playing a game where i judge myself by whats in my cart. Also have 3 bright red giant buckets
I thought you wanted to talk?
What part of "Lets have angry sex" means I want to talk?
Currently putting together my outfit for this weekend, AKA a poster board that says "I'll cook you breakfast and do all your laundry, take me home." On front and back
I should get him a card "thanks for letting me use you for your penis on and off as I see fit and for being a nice guy. My boobs and I appreciate your loyalty and dedication"
He literally cried into his tacos and screamed fuck bitches. Don't know if it was the best, or the worst hook up, ever.
I've been back for one day and I've already given two bjs. Improvement from last year.
Speaking of lightening speed, he ate me out while I was watching The Flash. If that's not winning at life idk what is
Get the fuck in, we're going to Taco Bell.
She totals her lexus and all she wants is to have crazy wild sex.
Randomize
