dude, despite what happened last night, I'm not gay
CAN CRIS ANGEL JUST LOOK NORMAL FOR ONCE?!
Just saw an Asian kid crash into the bike rack with his bike. I love sitting outside the engineering building.
I skipped class, don't know why though bc all I did in the meantime was cook pancakes and watch infomercials..my life sucks
i have my graded calc test (94%) sitting on my empty case of beer next to my desk. this is me winning at college.
Man, I must say, having known you since preschool, Eiffel-Tower-ing her would've fully completed our journey to brotherhood.
Sat in the shower and reenacted the "Wiggle your big toe" scene from Kill Bill. THAT hungover.
Totally. Bang on. He'll be fine. He might cry into your perfect tits once in a while, but that's the price ya pay.
Oh yes there is. Now I'm the sad one. Please organize my life. And I will demoralize yours.
"The cab driver felt bad for us so he stopped to buy us chocolates. That counts as a valentine!"
I'm in the fetal position watching the little mermaid and trying not to die. When do you come home?
Running my fingers through my hair was like that scene in Patch Adams where the old lady got to swim in a pool of pasta. I love Molly.
Still alive. Just brushed my teeth with fireball.
She is still out of it but keeps saying ur name she said to tell u dinosaurs aren't real but biscuit with a z made bad choices
It was great. We stayed up all night talking about objects he'd put in his theoretical vagina.
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