i was just texting to let you know that my facebook chat is working again so you can talk to me more. please talk to me more.
He offered but I said no. I didn't think it'd be cool to accept cupcakes in the mens room of a gentlemans club.
So if we break up over this are you still gonna come over and do my dishes?
I think i just fucked the same guy a second time without realizing it....does that make me a good whore or a bad whore???
One day her vagina is just going to shrivel up and seal itself with it's self preservation mechanism
She screamed at us, "You guys need to wake up and smell the beer-bong!"
after giving head I just always feel like I need like. ice cream. as both a means of getting the lingering sperm out of my mouth, and a congratulations.
He fucks like those drill things that you see when you think of texas
Face washed and sleeping pill taken. Here's hoping for a more sex filled tomorrow.
My cousin is passed out in my room, so I just masturbated in my walk-in closet. Apparently I get off on danger. Make note of that.
If I don't quit picking up guys when I'm drunk, I'm going to need a vagina transplant.
You're up at 3AM, right? I have a very important question.
You know the Wendy's on route 6, by Kohls? Do you know if it has a drive through?
Yes it does.
I cannot, in good conscience, let you talk to a guy who wears Chaps and a knit beanie
can you tell me why i woke up in a diaper and combat boots?
These girls next to us are doing shots called bath salts. Sadly this is the classiest bar I've been to since i moved to PA
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