Def gonna have stinky sex sometime soon. GOT TO! she has eligible friends for you, as well.
I got fucking wesley sniped last night by that power hoe. How'd it end up on your end? Did you canoodle the stripper enough for her to agree to go to formal?
I don't know. The next thing I remember we were in the walmart parking lot making out.
I was afraid that she would smell her boyfriend's penis on my breath while we were talking.
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this weekend destroyed me...my brain feels like the curly fry at the bottom of the bag. GAhhh come save me
that's ecstasy for ya. now I'm kinda in the mood for jack in the box.
Just hook me up with your dad already stop being selfish
well... I just junk punched a carnie. Doesnt matter how, it still counts for my bucket list.
Day drinking is so dangerous way too many construction workers out there to flirt with
I broke my arm trying to do a hand stand in my shower to wash the hate out of my asshole.
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three guys with a tattoo of the Walmart rollback smiley holding up a middle finger on their ass=free drinks in every bar
I'm still me, I just happen to have things in my porn library that you may not have expected
Only you would come out as bi like that
I didn't think I was even that high but when we were standing in the cop car's headlights I totally forgot how to use my arms
my suitemate came in my room last night and flashed me. and then she just walked away. deff transferred to the right school
Cooked. Eating pizza. Didn't have a napkin so I took my shirt off and I'm using it.
Nothing quite like spending your evening singing Shania Twain I Feel Like a Woman barbershop quartet Style with some homeless guys outside of Keyport liquor. love Shania Twain. How's your Sunday?
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