if he's not good at sex i should be allowed to have sex with someone who is. that's a totally legit statement i think
no more hot dogs for you........
fine no more vajj for you
since i spend so many of my nights sleeping on the bathroom floor i think im going to remove all toiletries from under my sink and replace them with a pillow and blanket.
i don't remember it, but i know we had sex because my stuffed animals were facing the wall
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are we at that level where i can tell you your girlfriends tits looked really good yet?
That's terrible. At least give it a creative name like muff mobile.
He said I was trying to make the bouncer dance with me AS he was throwing me out
I know I should be focused on nurturing their bright little minds but it's 10 a.m. and I need a cock in my mouth
exactly. I want him to have to live with the fact that he fucked me. I want him to look me in the eye and say "you were a drunken mistake".
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However today I got my lube that might I add was dripping out of the box. I'd like to think my mailman was mixing business with pleasure.
I can smell the sangria seeping out of my pores
She's started this new thing where whenever she drives by random couples talking alone outside she yells "break up! this is your sign!"
The worst part about being a grammar Nazi is all the porn I skip over because the titles are misspelled
my entire left arm went numb
you need to get that checked to make sure you're not wired to have strokes instead of orgasms
I don't know how I got home but I'm pretty sure the guy in my closet had something to do with it
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