Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
So I was gonna stay in tonight but the president got me motivated! I will not quit. Bars here I come.
I'm blazed about to take my 8am final. Another girl is too. We just looked each other in the eyes. She's my soul sister.
I am planning my day around naps and lesbians.
Haha, you kept saying the cop was going to give you a ride home b/c "that's his job, it's summer."
Ignoring the crisis im in. Sitting in the front yard in a kiddie pool. Wearing arm floaties, fins and a snorkel. Waiting for a hot guy to walk by.
Quick question, how many times can you get chlamydia before your vagina just gives up and falls off?
I'm sorry but I have WAY too many sex/ hookup related bruises on visible areas to be going home tmrw
Based on the time of Sean's "I'm on your street" phone call last night, we had sex for an hour and a half. Man, time flies when you're getting boned to an orgasmic death.
I never thought I would have to get vodka suctioned out of my ear
it is shots o' clock and I am never late
Life's too short to be sucking dicks in cars for the rest of my life.
He yearns for your heart.
He needs to stop being a pussy about it.
I stopped his blowjob to raise 3 fingers & whistle the hunger games tune to the people walking past the window
KY in my mouth and throat does not a party make.
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