I just masturbated at work. Does that make me a prostitute since i just technically got paid to have sex?
i'm chasing tequila w mint flavored ice cream, phil's chasing it w cream cheese, bashar's chasing it w pickles...i think we all know who the winner is....
I've been thinking about all the girls in my life in terms of applying to college.
Huh?
I guess what im trying to say is that your my safety school.
you screamed 'he won't go on a date with me, but he gave me a free junior chicken'
well imagine, me dating the manager equals free junior chickens for everyone
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Note to self: never do anything I don't want to explain to a paramedic
I'm just gonna be the bigger person here and say I want you inside me
No fucking idea. Just paid for my chipotle in chocolate coins, though. Either there is a huge language barrier happening here, or my big boobs are finally paying off.
just had an awkward elevator run in with that guy you puked on
They told me you were taking cheese cube shots and chasing them with barbecue sauce... Is this true?
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it's not like i was drunk to the point of NEEDING help...i just wanted someone to offer to hold my hair or something.
An image of us stuck like that like Pompeii comes to mind. A wonder for future anthropologists
You're not drunk til you wake your roommates up screaming at your ceiling fan
And then we will celebrate by drinking and making fun of him. As per usual.
I feel like that xmas present negates everything we were taught as little girls. Putting out DOES pay. God bless us everyone
Nice people suck dick too. I'm proof.
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