All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
I was so high I couldnt even listen to music i was terrified of the potential knowledge i would gain.
All I could understand from his text was "hatchet" "soccer" & "bitch". its safe to say andy has had enough to drink & will be violent soon
On the bright side, at least we arent the generation raised by fucked up teen moms.
i dont feel like going...you don't know how much work goes into getting my whore on
I think "banned from Amtrak due to excessive projectile vomiting" would sum up the evening quite nicely.
He's taking me to Burger King to celebrate losing my virginity..
i find it unbelievable that you didn't think it was necessary to intervene when i started letting people autograph my body with spray tan.
Having a race with the dryer. Seeing who can get drunk/dry clothes faster.
Come down. You're the next contestant on this bowl.
I hope my tampon is in his bed. That'll teach him. Happy new years btw
Woke up with an e-cig stuck in my asshole. Explain.
You give an incredible blow job. I wanted to make sure you know it was appreciated
You know it's bad when I'm eating a cold chicken breast alone in bed 😕
She said if you lived here it would be like the x rated version of 3's company
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