i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
she told me her fantasy was her as a 55 year old cook at a truck stop who smokes a pack a day, and I was the 21 year old illegal immigarnt prep cook.
I know I'm really high but I swear I just saw him beating off to his fantasy football roster.
I wish real life had facebook tags so i could figure out who all these people are
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Sundays have taken on a whole new meaning when I'm not in bed with an excruciating hangover.
He's a good guy, we stopped by his old church.
And you didn't burst into flames?
So we are lighting beer bottles on fire and breaking them in half to make glasses
That sounds dangerous
Don't worry......were wearing oven mits.
I remember tearing his shower curtain down but I don't remember trying to shave my vag...
we found you under the sink... we opened up the doors and you told us to go away because you were playing indian in the cupboard
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we already have meals planned for the weekend.
SEMEN IS NOT A MEAL.
please tell me we weren't that bad as freshmen
i can't, we're worse now
My vag is like the Sahara
Ew that's gross.
The sad truth. Barren and empty.
Also, my guy said they would be around. And i clarified that when I asked him for mushrooms he didn't hear "a mushroom or two" but rather understood I meant "all the mushrooms you can find between now and 4th of July."
I probably should have told her I was actually the drunkest one there before she let me pierce her ear
I have cats now. Five of them.
Have you considered starting a global domination firm?
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