nothing says happy new years better than a black eye from shooting yourself with a champagne bottle
while we were dancing I voluntarily took my bra off and hung it around his neck as a necklace. 2011 lets go
My Mom printed off all of my Augusts text messages. Apparently I've been drinking WAY too much and having an intermediate drug problem. I have to go home everyw weekend for the rest of the semester
i get the sense she is planing new and exciting ways to physically harm me during sex
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
let me just inform you that suppository-ing xanax is glorious
Dougie got over his pride nerves. Found him dancing on a float wearing nothing but rainbow boxers.
Fuck that, come home. Let's get drunk and judge people.
I think I puked in the middle of sex last night if that's any indication as to how drunk I was.
you're welcome to come here, except my beds from ikea so it's more unstable than i am
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
This is Ryan, Kristin's husband. I don't know if you meant to send that pic to me at 3am. You may want to call Kristin. Neat piercing though.
Why is the floor coated in a 2 inch blanket of popcorn??
well you did quote socrates while playing beer pong and then proceeded to fall down
I woke up on the couch screaming in pain. I don't know how ended up there or why my foot was double the size. all I know is I'm now in a cast and never drinking tequila again. worst hangover ever.
her and her boyfriend kept giving me coke ad kissing me talking about my awesome boobs
I don’t care that he’s a decade younger. He’s cute and I need a good penising
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