I need a man. I think Im going to put myself on Craigs list since they caught the killer and all.
Do it and if you add naked pictures youll get an instant reply
just had dinner with my dad's new gf and her daughter.. had to drink a beer to get through it.. she's 19 she has on a disney watch and snowflake earrings
you were so drunk when the pizza guy got there you told him that you didn't have any money and would trade him the pizza for 3 Porno movies and he totally did it. I may never have to pay for pizza again
shouldve known this week was gonna be bad when I threw up in my coffee mug
We had sex in the bathroom. Then he told me I could watch him pee.
IF CHARLIE SCHEEN CAN DO IT I CAN DO IT IM A PROFESSONAL
dizzyuy bat. 3.453 lkos. hoit sx, now im single. blackouteed
I'm drinking screwdrivers in the pool naked. Call 911 if I don't check in regularly
I'm trying to have a "pick me up from my house so I can get completely annihilated night" any takers? Cmon people this is what friends are for
She has an inverted nipple. She told to play with the normal one until the other one pops up.
I can't wait til I'm a real grown up and am no longer expected to take 7 shots of raspberry ruby as a pregame to a night of drinking natty lite
He's so urbane and sleek; so aesthetically chiseled, having endless features to offer me whenever I desire.
Are you fucking a guy or a condo building?
Sitting on the toilet ... Eatin pizza with one hand, petting my cat with the other. I love a sad drunken life
she is legit trying to fuck me to death between her and work i haven't slept in 3 days and have at least 16 hours to go before sleep is a possibility. can i crash at your place she doesnt know where you live
So I love answering sex questions in intimate relationships class on a clicker when im sitting next to my cousin..
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