How is Miami?
Omk. I'm shitggaved om loincoln
...., I just tried brushing my hair wothh a toothbrushg. fail
ps not my toothbrush awkward.
come outside for a special surprise it involves huge boobs
Yeah I'm pretty much like lane on gilmore girls except my mom doesn't look so mean all the time.
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Facebook really needs to add a bikini picture profile tab for girls, it would really save me countless amounts of time!
Lady GaGa only went backwards in convincing me she's not a man at the VMAs.
she's like bobby knight all she does is scream and point
I was really sad when you left and cried. And i don't know what a face promise is, but apparently i made you make one.
rumor has it I kept asking you to go to the "tall grass" with me...sorry about that.
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I just want to have sex and eat oreos. and then take body shots. like everyday.
Maybe next year when I'm 30 I will be over puking at lunch on Fridays. Maybe
I may be going to Mexico. I just met a drug dealer at a strip club. Seems legit.
What the World Series means to me is that I've slept with too many giants fans.
found my cat trying to steal a lighter to hide away for himself. cat what are you doing. don't pocket my lighter.
I think I just got booty called by someone I've never slept with or even really had a conversation with before.
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