I'm not looking forward to the waking up early part. Or actually the wedding part. Or the reception part. But I am looking forward to the meaningless sex with some random guy I meet at the reception part.
is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
OMG THIS GUYS LICENSE PLATE IS GETTNHRWET
Judging by the grocery store, everyone stocked up on frozen pizza and beer for the blizzard. If our generation ever faces doomsday, we'll go out smiling.
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I'm at the airport and there's a guy wearing all camoflash to go hunting .. Should I bump in to him and say woahh sorry didn't see you there?
just saw way to many penises for it being 5 o'clock on a thursday
A small child is toddling around the store, holding a coloring book and a shot glass. Thinking of you.
he was wearing ninja turtle pajamas and he STILL got laid. who the fuck is this guy?!
That white girl was surprised to see orange pubes around my black cock. Happy Halloween!
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He fucks like those drill things that you see when you think of texas
Think of all the island guys I could have. Ah well.
You can not bait me into a "how Stella got her groove back" call and response.
When do you sleep by the way. I was surprised when I went to work at 1 am,left at 7 am and had a text from you somewhere in between
I just vodka nap now...
If Denver makes it to the Super Bowl I'll quit drinking. So I'm pretty much stocking up on booze
Mom said it is up to us to plan Thanksgiving. Hooters or Scores?
Or???
I just got to my parents hungover as hell. My dad could tell and said "theres only one cure for a hangover" and handed me a beer. This morning went from a 0 to 10 in an instant.
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