I chose taco bell over sex...
good choice.
Jesus wouldn't steal pop tarts. So why did you?
but his dog just died...ill send him an edible arrangement or a 6 pack or something
She looks like Sash Grey but sounds like Fran Drescher. Advise.
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Today was the day I stopped kidding myself and started buying the handle of vodka.
Our relationship just reached the stage where i can touch her boobs while making a honking noise without getting hit in the face
there has got to be a maximum amount of semen a person can take in before they get some kind of poisoning.
Yeah, it kinda sucks. But it was fun while it lasted. And honestly, his penis is way too big for my life.
by the time the kitchen caught on fire everyone was too drunk to be alarmed. the host just poured beer on it to put it out. how was yours?
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she asked him to cuddle cuz she was cold and instead he got up, moved the space heater to her side of the bed, and went back to sleep
Sensing a theme here
If alcoholism is a theme, yes.
You know it's been a rough week when you funnel beers by yourself.
My ex husband is now my side piece. #thisis30
let me wake up, find my pants, and find out where i am tommorow and ill get back to you on that
Well now you know... If you can get over the awkward... The dick is 10 min away.
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