You had sex with him even after he literally described himself as a "coldplay guy"? There's a line you just don't cross. There is a line.
finally stumbled home. 4am. made it to the bathroom and threw up. the cat came in,s aw me, looked at the vom in disgust, and then threw up too. its nice to have such sympathetic pets.
all i remember is screaming butter knifes are for pussies.
I'm not gonna not go for it, she's foreign and pulled a shotglass out of her thong.
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And i didn't ask you to do that, You showed your penis at your own free will.
No mixer. Vodka in yogurt?
I have to talk to myself and be all "you are NOT horny tonight"
Well we were going to compare notes, but all I could remember was throwing up, and all she could remember was kissing, so then we decided to not compare anything.
I need to see you idiots before I go back to school. But we shouldn't snort Crown Royal this time.
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There they were doing the deed on the beach, looked like two seagulls fighting over a chicken bone.
From what I remember I had fun, until I threw up, and lost my shoes..
listen i get youre a daddy dom but that doesnt give you a pass to make dad jokes
Vodka Red Bull is like your spinach if you were Popeye
I just want to nap all the time and eat Chinese food.
I wish I was taller so I could give these boobs the publicity they deserve.
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