So I've been drinking and I told the bf about the gf he almost fell of his chair
Should I be offended if he asked if he could use saran wrap to eat me out?
hahhahahha. mid doggie-style, i faked an asthma attack. the sex was that bad
sorry about last night, I don't know what happened but I woke up this morning and looked strikingly similar to courtney love, it had to be bad.
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The stories of what you did in Cuba got home before you.
he literaly had industrial grade plastic underneth his blankets
I'm sorry, but the way we fuck, they don't make condoms strong enough not to break
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I got stoned in my snow covered car and pretended I was burried alive
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Got paid to make out with a girl. It takes skill to be this drunk and still make money
Going through my purse trying to find money for this cab but all I keep pulling out if chicken from my burrito o ate an hour ago. Help?
The only thought that went through my head was "that would be an absolute disaster" so of course I said yes
I just made out with Ricky Ullman of Phil of the Future fame and I don't know what I'm doing anymore. Help.
trust me. coming from a bonafide dirtbag, this dude is up to shady shit
The name of the man in your bed is not Ryan. I can't remember what his name is but that is wrong
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