nothing says happy birthday like half a tampon wrapped in someone else's hair on your shoulder.
There's something fitting about a hot in-car interracial makeout to the tune of 'healing the world.' RIP Mike.
you sang the finger bang song from south park while fingering me. needless to say, kind of a turn off.
someone left their shoes, a resume, and a pizza in the shower... i am actually speechless
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I miss waking up, opening the closet downstairs, and finding you inside passed out.
Just threw up in my seat during the national anthem. Probably not good.
i've hooked up with him and three of his roommates and not a single one of them knows about it..think its safe to say i found the silver lining in a boys inability to communicate
The only good thing about this is that the pharmacy guy will stop trying to add me on Facebook.
Maybe just the first 2 wks of Nov can be dick detox.
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I spent 10 minutes contemplating condensation on grapes this morning.
Half way through sex he whispered in my ear, " your the second best I've ever had" then proceeded to tell me to sit on his face.
Bitch, he is not your friend and this is not Bravo. Get in this car before you get smacked
well he somehow got his hand stuck in some bike spokes trying to reach for a blunt he dropped and that's NOT the reason he's in the hospital...?
Successful first night. Lost my phone. Front desk found it. Earthquake in wine country. Didn't feel it.
Spotify says I’m in the top 1% of Indigo Girls fans worldwide. Didn’t know I would peak this early.
Aren’t you trying to seem...less lesbian?
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