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i finally watched harry potter... a tad unrealistic if you ask me... i mean a ginger kid with 2 friends?
He went down on me in his escalade and his dick is bigger than my forearm. I'm never going back to white guys.
Just realized I have to keep sleeping with him... those scars from drunk sex on the 4th of July are still on my back and lord knows I'm not about to explain that to another guy.
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I woke up at 4 am to my roomate peeing all over my clean laundry. He thought he was in the bathroom and yelled at me for being in the bathroom with him while he was peeing.
I'm venturing to your corner of this sin house in t minus 2 minutes.
i love when the champions come out to play im bringin the shock collar this weekend
There's a dead squirrel in the freezer. Is that what you stopped to get out of the road last night?
the amount of chicks and firearms here is unnerving. this will end awesomely or at the morgue.
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We just taught the Brazilian how to smoke out of a vuvuzela.
After we had sex he made me watch a Top Gun highlight video...
I'm still pretty stoned. There are mini rice cakes in my robe pocket to snack on in the shower.
I have an interview tomorrow and listed you as a reference. If they call you, please don't tell them about the time I smuggled a Chalupa out of Taco Bell in my underwear.
he won't tell me his last name, but I know his garage key code
My sensibilities as a lady demand we cuddle on the couch, and THEN have loud, raunchy sex. Idk, what do you want to do?
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