i just had sex with a fat kid who giggles when he cums. tequila really lowers my standards.
his text ended with ... everyone knows dot dot dot equals infer sexy time
You guys tried to boil water to fill up the empty hot tub. After the fourth trip back with the kettle you gave up.
according to the random from alabama i slept with last night i kept saying "poor lil tink tink" over and over in my sleep
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Hooked up with 8 guys, puked 4 times, got a few bruises, and my face is still numb... I think this visit has truly impacted my college decision
yeah people on the adjacent balcony, Im naked drinking outside in 0 degree weather at 1pm. got a problem?
U took a sewing needle to his nipple
Psshh,
I mean, yeah, she was cheating on me but I've been fucking her brother. My secret relationship trumps her secret relationship.
His idea of role playing was him wearing the halloween mitt romney mask while I gave him head
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I think our prof has caught onto our drinking game. He burst into the room with a big smile on his face and yelled "essentially! Essentially! Essentially!"
If I walk downstairs and Kelly is fucking in the laundry room again I'm gonna die
woke up and you werent here...its ok if we're never going to speak again but my furry hand cuffs are missing and i would like them back. thanks.
At one point of the night i was standing at the bar and 3 of them had their hands down my pants, they were like thumb wrestling for it.
Do you think it would be okay if i cleaned my cartilage piercing with the leftover vodka?
I think it stinks she’s cheating on him. My vagina on the other hand is tingly thinking about a summer of sexual healing
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