We traveled between two mile markers in 18 seconds. Do the math.
Princeton has an emergency contraception worldwide website. It is in moments like these that I love my university
I apologize for forcing you to look at my boob when we were high. It was uncalled for
Does anyone know who that girl who fell backwards and broke the shoe rack with her head was?
You skyped me last night to show me the girl passed out on your bed.
Remember that time we were in the handicap bathroom snorting Molly at the stripclub. That was a defining moment in our friendship
It's like even though I'm not in college anymore my body still knows it's September and is putting itself into competitive binge drinking mode.
Just realized ive been sitting through all of lab with a condom in my bra.
yay hump day
May or may not have been going down the road shooting fireworks.
I think the worst was the guy who sent me YouTube videos about how age doesn't matter, and then a link for natural breast enhancements. Kill me.
The alcohol tastes like we did a beer run at the nail salon
The hint wasn't even a hint. it said "stop talking to her" that's pretty straightforward
my alarm on my phone broke at the bar sooo i had to sleep with someone so i'd wake up on time for work.
My life just got so pathetic that I volunteered to work a double on my day off because its saturday and I have nothing else planned
I'm wearing men's underwear
I don't know what to do with that information...
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