Dude i just saw JT leaving the hospital. He drove there to get fluids because he was too drunk, so they hooked him up to an IV so he didn't get alcohol poisoning. Did I mention he drove there? Oh yea and our roommates in the hospital with alcohol poisoning, she just puked up coal. So many ppl are here, it's like a hospital party, I love spring quarter!
Those balls look pretty dangerous.
got in a fight at the bar because some dude thought i was being sarcastic when i told him "sweet mustache". it really was a sweet mustache
it's like your virginity...sometimes you have to pretend like it's still there
I just wiped my face with a slice of bread. Lowest point of the night.
The story about him having a girlfriend changed real fast when he found out that I was a gymnast
I lost my keys but found four buffalo wings in my pockets
Blacked in riding a tandem bicycle with a stranger. We stopped for hot dogs.
She got drunk on the air plane and pretended to be an elephant for an hour...Atleast the kid behind us enjoyed it.
I had a meltdown and you quoted Puddle of Mudd to me
Call it slutty but I take pride in being a first round draft pick booty call. And I know I was first cause he texted me at 1030a
so evidently blowing a guy does not mean he will say hi to you when he sees you in class.. in case you're ever wondering
Haha. I found pics last week of me getting motorboated by a girl while i was taking a shot. Hahaha in my wedding dress. Classy
If I die at work, I want you to have my mustache collection
Got everyone out of my house, somehow managed to put all my lawn furniture back, puked in my sink, and cleaned it up all while black out drunk before my parents came home. Successful night.
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