i wants your nipples near my face. PLEASE????
kindergarten is hard when you're hung over.
Is it wierd that I kind of wish I could hang out with Melissa Joan Hart?
If you're missing hair this morning, i'm sorry in advance
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
this is really not the time to pretend we have morals
shes a 6ft ginger. she brings nothing to the table except for awkwardness
It is official. It's the year of doin married chicks. Similar to the year of virgins but without all the baggage.
Why did I wake up holding food tongs?
I think I'm gonna wear a bikini to our final tomorrow...just so he knows that no fucks will be given on his test
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Yea he doesn't really know about any of this yet but my game plan is to keep wowing him with my vagina and cooking skills. It's up too future me to handle the rest.
I am gathering blankets and bags of horse grain to pad my truck bed so I have a comfy place to crash when I get home, without the inconvenience of stairs. Or doors. Or walking. But with the refreshing scent of molasses.
Nothing says "welcome to Denver" like a hot 18 year old giving you directions to the dispensary and ending up blowing you in the backseat
You also thought the cure to hiccups was drowning yourself (and you were right)
he's such a nice guy...he deserves a bigger dick.
He's such a jerk. If only his penis was attached to someone else
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