i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
Whats contracted in vegas does not stay in vegas....
never play flip cup with pint glasses
is it really this hard to find a guy i can fuck and have a good time with who doesn't ask where things are going btwn us?
you sound like my dream girl
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So I don't have any furniture but we just skateboard drunk around the floor.
Im forcing mysellf to pee so i can fit more margaritas in me...
I feel that my census will not be the first census submitted soaked in beer
I feel like shaving is just admitting i'm gonna do him, even though im still on the fence
shave. it'll take 10 min. Better safe than hairy.
I think I'm gonna quit partying for awhile. Piercing my own nose is where I draw the line.
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I may have to steal the boat sober, but I feel that would be harder to explain.
I think I'm going to give him a welcome back to single life blow job
i just had to pick up my 18 year old cousin from the police station for hosting a party, and i had to do this stoned wow
I think I used my NERF gun during sexual roleplay. Need to re-evaluate my life choices.
After you punched me you ran away and it took an hour to find you... On the wrong floor... Sitting alone saying "it doesnt make sense"
I was trying to type "I just want you naked" and it put "I just want you baked"
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