I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
Outside the community dumpsters: beer bottles and a carton of orange juice. Looks like we were here.
A shower wasnt enough to wash off the shame but at least it took care off the blood.
When i say that im working late and also have a paper to write before 9am tomorrow all i want u to respond is saying that ur gunna come over and sexually distract me from my responsibilities. Not a fucking frowny face.
Sorry. Im on my way.
He asked if I smoke and I said "only fools like you on the basketball court!" Then I started crying. I think I'm about to have my period.
I can only take thier stupid "I think beauty school is for me" routine so long until I have to bitch slap them with some knowledge
Look, I'm just saying... paying ur respects to the neighbors who had a death in the family with food u steal from the neighbors having the cookout may result in a negative karma situation.
There just aren't enough words in the English language to convey my deep and abiding love of your cock. So I am beefing up on my Portuguese.
My wife ladies and gentlemen! Love ya babe.
They're having lesbian sex while I play super mario world. I hope they like the music
Bring the pizza ill bring the boundaries we can cross
So I just bought e from my sophomore home ec teacher. How's your weekend going?
When you're trying to sneak from the bathroom to your room with dildo, but it glows in the dark and suddenly your entire life is illuminated in the shape of dick
I'm fucking blazing boy. 5hr weed sauce kicked in and my entire face feels like an 8ball of gold bond flying down a mountain of Fresh powder. Just gliding.
Remember when you tried to talk but you could only count by 2s?
If we're going to communicate going forward, you'll need to be versed in Gillian Anderson.
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